Joe Rogan Experience #1447 - Tom Segura

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    PowerfulJRE

    Trajanje: 2:41:12

    Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom’s House. His new special “Ball Hog” is now streaming only on Netflix. tomsegura.com/ @YourMomsHousePodcast

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lxTSUKUYOMIxl

2021 still locked down 😑 this burns to listen to still

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Sam P
Sam P

Watching this in England jan 2021 and my government is absolutely clueless

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Hans Flaschentrager
Hans Flaschentrager

1:33:10 there he goes with that “won” bullshit

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Jitu Teron
Jitu Teron

WTF is Joe talking abt Mountain vs Connor? It was like that fight in GOT - all it will take for the fight to be over is one grab of the tini tiny Connor. BTW, THAT'S GRIZZLY VS JIU JITSU for you

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Tom
Tom

1:33:05 everybody that juan

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Ezra L
Ezra L

watching this now is depressing. they are shocked at the idea of 6 months... damn

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Rob Sp
Rob Sp

Duck eggs are good

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Mitchell McGlamry
Mitchell McGlamry

Joe: Did you see rocket man die? Do you want to? Tom: ok

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James Cooper
James Cooper

You little fuck lol

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Gary Witkowski
Gary Witkowski

"there could be no shows for 6 months" .... Now working on a year

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Paul Wickward
Paul Wickward

Joe Rogan just has the worst opinions duck eggs are absolutely the best

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R
R

"I think you're wrong Jamie it's the same hog"

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Jack Jack
Jack Jack

Shame on joe for telling me about the bear video cause I was unfortunately able to find it

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Cam Keefe
Cam Keefe

i was 9 when i figured out dons monopoly was a scam

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Diego Jiménez
Diego Jiménez

tom segura xDxDxDxD im dying

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Ji N
Ji N

this is soothing asf you can tell these two run n the same wavelength.

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nyansugoi
nyansugoi

>no shows until september, i heard that didn't age well

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Amanda Loughlin
Amanda Loughlin

Love anything with the Segura! Also I'm super late to the game and I'm watching baby Rogan in Fear Factor and he's so freaking funny in it.

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cockaDoodleDayum
cockaDoodleDayum

He called Thor 300lbs lmao try 400

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Harry Danglez
Harry Danglez

Watching this in December and feeling really down. Everyone was so optimistic about how quick we’d get past this and we just kept getting hit. Now we have drive in shows and rooftop venues I wonder where we’ll be December 2021

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Ashby Childress
Ashby Childress

🙏Rip Tommy Buns

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Dogmo Satchmo
Dogmo Satchmo

Tom Segura looks like the guy that claims he knows the exact combination of seasonings, to replicate cannabis

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Christian Lane
Christian Lane

Hey that guy sold me a cheap katana and an airsoft gun at my local flea market

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Tori Anderson
Tori Anderson

*laughs in December 2020*

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Cezere Lecrucio
Cezere Lecrucio

22:35 Except, he DID say Kung Flu. And he DID say Koi Pond Killer would cure Covid. He said them both on live TV, you can find the clips Joe!!!

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John Doe
John Doe

So the link to the tree trimming vid?

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Jason Picard
Jason Picard

Anyone got the tree trimming accident video?

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unknown.
unknown.

1:00:06 LMAO

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Jason Peters
Jason Peters

Shoot, shovel and shut up!

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Da Johnson
Da Johnson

Here in December.. still in lockdown

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Lil Dre
Lil Dre

Joe" Owls will eat everything" Rogan

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Nicely Dunwell
Nicely Dunwell

Flu-silli

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Alan Gonzalez
Alan Gonzalez

Owl fights hawk, leaves video to see that. 11 foot bear, leaves that to see that goes back to joe rogan lmao

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Maid For You
Maid For You

After my csection I could not shit for 2 weeks. Finally the time came. Sweating like a fat pig. I sat on the toilet and just started stripping naked coddling myself with little comments like, “it’ll be over soon” “you’ve got this.” The pure pain got so bad so at first I grabbed the shower curtain and wrapped it around me for comfort. Then I threw it off of me aggressively and projectile vomited all over the floor and on my feet. When it was finally over I cleaned up my puke, naked, and had a beer. It was truly terrible.

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Maid For You
Maid For You

Tom segura has the kindest, most gentle mannerisms. He just seems like such a good guy.

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Hannah
Hannah

Us watching this is December still in lockdown 👀😂

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Baby Teeth
Baby Teeth

2:30 these guys are so funny they are making puns without even knowing it

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GVibe Productions
GVibe Productions

Joe's impression of Joey diaz was so spot on I had to look at the screen again

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cat, sans tail
cat, sans tail

I didn't have the "sticks to your mouth" sensation from duck eggs, but they definitely smell like burning hair when you cook them. 🦆🥚 🥵

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Chris Gillean
Chris Gillean

Can we all agree the rocket mad, mad Mike was set up to not show the truth......NOT... 😆

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bobby Seasons
bobby Seasons

dumb are brave

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bobby Seasons
bobby Seasons

lol this one's a bit boring lol

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bobby Seasons
bobby Seasons

26:50 listen, it also kills people who "i refuuz to wur a muuask!" so, it's taking care of the low IQ and racists a bit. (I know it's redundant to say)

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bobby Seasons
bobby Seasons

How much does Joe make or pay a person for this thing? It's crazy. We all consume youtube for free.. I wish this nikkah got more money. this is seriously like watching TV.

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Erika L
Erika L

He gets paid from ad revenue. Kanye west episode made a shit ton of millions

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CMLAFLAMME
CMLAFLAMME

That's hilarious the way Joe is acting like Conor and the mountain guy were in a fight. The dude had his leg and things at times and would just let him go because it was for show. Plain stupid to pretend that was a fight.

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inthemorning
inthemorning

Been watching this on and off for 4 days now while post mating lol

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Scott Stevens
Scott Stevens

When is bunz going to Texas to the new studio to make fun of all the locals with cowboy hats

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Dick Richard
Dick Richard

2:19:55 there’s nothing wrong with vaccinations you idiots, it’s a perfect opportunity to drug or chip people ! Based on a biological attack

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Parker Nilson
Parker Nilson

wait does joe eat elk meat?

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Waali Aafaq
Waali Aafaq

Tom Segura looks like Louis C.K with black hair.

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Davian Ranck
Davian Ranck

Duck eggs taste exactly like chicken eggs i think you jus cooked em wrong

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Cruz John
Cruz John

Btw,, on the COVID-19 topic,,, it's December and we are still F*cked 😂😂

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Ash Schulz
Ash Schulz

November

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Mysteryself - Fallout 76
Mysteryself - Fallout 76

Toms face when high and seeing gore photos. He can't handle it. Reminds me of watch private Ryan after smoking. Dont.

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D G
D G

#LetHerSpeak #VoteGold #DrJorgensen

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Sheldon S
Sheldon S

jesus christ,,,i just finished watching the grizzly face maul video....wow...just as bad as the teen who dived off the cliff and split his face in two video, look that one up!!!

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panda panda
panda panda

galgadot nickelodeon simonsinek

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Aldo Gianni
Aldo Gianni

"We might not have another show for two or three months".Me watching this 6 months later....lol.

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Anthony Umina
Anthony Umina

https://www.redbubble.com/i/notebook/I-was-just-thinking-of-a-joke-by-NextStopShirts/60177277.WX3NH?asc=u

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Bfer Nuttz
Bfer Nuttz

I could listen to Tom Segura or Joey Diaz on this podcast every single day!

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Bfer Nuttz
Bfer Nuttz

The cancellations suck! We had tickets to a comedy show in Atlanta that got canceled and we were not able to get a refund. That sucks.

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TestarossaGZ B
TestarossaGZ B

So it's October now and we're still shut down and JRE is now filmed inside of a fleshlight....crazy

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Mikołaj Kwiecień
Mikołaj Kwiecień

25:10 why joes tongue is yellow? Is he sick or something?

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jay kayin
jay kayin

FYI: Duck Duck search: 1918 was 500,000 Americans. although numbers have been quoted into the millions, reviewing multiple years and post-related deaths. 80,000 died from flu in 2017-2018 flu season. Highest in 40 plus years. These numbers are for total flu deaths. vs. COVID-19 is COVID only, does not include typical flu. Link is: https://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/news/20180927/80000-americans-died-from-flu-last-year

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Unknown User
Unknown User

I haven’t laughed this hard for years. Your whole carnivore diet section

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Ricci Stills Nash
Ricci Stills Nash

Pangolins are used for the production of christal meth

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Conservatives Singer Guitar JSC
Conservatives Singer Guitar JSC

I think if you’re willing to be a college basketball player for free, that’s your choice. If you don’t want to consent, don’t. If my job decides to not pay me, I’d quit. Quit. But wait, it’s still a great opportunity that’s worth it to the players, free educations and fame and glory. I’d play in a huge band for free that had me millions of cheering fans and an opportunity to do something that I’m so passionate about. I’d literally pay for that. Especially if it could lead me to actually getting paid doing something I love that gave me a lot of positive recognition. Now if the government has placed a rule saying they can’t be paid, that’s different and should be removed. I think it would be smart and even moral to pay the players something. But that’s irrelevant to what policies should be passed.

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ngọc cường
ngọc cường

narutoost lalala tenaciousd lindag archenemy reol miamiheat

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Mason Temiquel
Mason Temiquel

Connor would not of won that fight. The monster had to control himself

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Kaleb Rojas
Kaleb Rojas

11:10

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The Cold Poet
The Cold Poet

Dogs shouldn’t eat Kibble. It’s horrible for them. You should be feeding your dog Honest Kitchen Dog Food which is raw.

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TruDragon88
TruDragon88

Larry Allen was the shit

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Edog E
Edog E

Come on mark don't be stingy

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I'm Tyson
I'm Tyson

Can someone link the bear video?

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Cornighter Films
Cornighter Films

The Mountain could easily kill McGregor in that fight... Just pick him up and shatter him lol

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Rhaegar Snow
Rhaegar Snow

Joe is making that bear video sound so bad. The guy looks like he just got his ass whooped really bad. Not that gruesome

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Rhaegar Snow
Rhaegar Snow

It's weird Tom is acting weird towards Joe's videos....but then you watch YMH

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keithsj10
keithsj10

Tom Segura is an asskisser. He agrees with every single thing Joe says. Wow.

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Barbi Ruth
Barbi Ruth

The pedophile rumour started because of so many A listers going to Epsteins island, the land of pedophilia, to party etc.

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Smoke Sum
Smoke Sum

34:14 🤣🤣🤣

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Oscar Sick Boy Quinto
Oscar Sick Boy Quinto

The whop virus or the guido flu hahaha

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Katie’s Hubby
Katie’s Hubby

4:50 shoot, shovel and keep my mouth shut. Love it. My neighbors an ass hole.

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Sean O'Reilly
Sean O'Reilly

32:20 obviously joe rogan has never heard of the Fifa world cup

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GrizzlyKnightX
GrizzlyKnightX

2-3 month lol sure

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Marcus Johnson
Marcus Johnson

5 months later and Tom hanks is now a citizen of Greece....

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TonkaTruckk636
TonkaTruckk636

I end up looking up 8-10 videos at the least through these podcasts lol. Keeps me busy for hours

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Mnemonic Hotpocket
Mnemonic Hotpocket

They talked about Qanon before it had its name.

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Brady Holm
Brady Holm

Where's time stamp guy at

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fred sevier
fred sevier

Tom looks like the sound technician on a budget poon set .....where everyone gets tested afterwards. Even the sandwich guy.

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Mnemonic Hotpocket
Mnemonic Hotpocket

Joe "Ducks are big Fucks" Rogan

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Gary Shoffner
Gary Shoffner

I love how easily they can do Joey's voice. That whole section had me 💀

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Tyler Whitehurst
Tyler Whitehurst

Talking about young people dying from corona. “Yeah 2 college basketball players died”, oh shit really? “Yeah they were basketball players in the 90s”....

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CKM
CKM

The Mountain said he didn't actually try to do anything to Conor because he didn't want to hurt him. How would it look if The Mountain injured Conor before his fight? Conor is amazing but c'mon Joe.

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Chris Cain
Chris Cain

My friend always told me when skinny people get sick they die but when fat people get sick they get skinny so Joey might be okay 😂

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Paddy Peet
Paddy Peet

The way joe speaks on the time hanks situation makes me feel like we’ll find him on the flight logs

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StevieCzykPN
StevieCzykPN

Anybody else not know about subsonic rounds before this?? They’re almost pellet gun quiet.. I guess depending on what you’re shooting with, of course.

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StevieCzykPN
StevieCzykPN

https://youtu.be/nEfJd0gBDMY

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Sophia W
Sophia W

Salted duck eggs are not bad, tasty even

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Oscar Hernandez
Oscar Hernandez

It's funny that Joe rogan things the mountain couldn't beat Conor He actually thinks Conor McGregor beat the mountain lol

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Tiny T-Rex
Tiny T-Rex

The only reason why anyone knows Phelps is weed.

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ry fy
ry fy

Tom Segura is such a fuckin prick. Hanks is getting shit because there is vague evidence he may have been involved. It has nothing to do with "if you A list you a pedo" "here let me pull up these comments instead of maybe looking into the claims" Do your job and tell jokes you fucking clown.

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The Moist_Copy
The Moist_Copy

For 06:30, bear that got a dude's face - see link but beware, it's pretty gruesome. (seriously, like right off the bat it has his fleshy-face showin' up!) https://imgur.com/a/ESUD9 And the article - https://ria.ru/20161112/1481230316.html

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Naprej

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